Quinn TuozzoU.S. State Names Ranked On How Good They Would Be As Names Of Fictional WomenGood:1 min read·Apr 24, 2024----
Quinn TuozzoThe Bewildering Appeal of “(five seconds of silence)”: a True Story About Music Streaming SalesIn February 2012, a little over a decade ago, I put some of my music online for streaming services using a company called RouteNote. The…8 min read·Dec 15, 2023----
Quinn TuozzoFallout 4 Companions Ranked On How Cool It Would Be To Hang Out With Them#15 FOUR-WAY TIE: CODSWORTH, CURIE (NANNY FORM), ADA, GENERIC AUTOMATRON5 min read·Jul 23, 2023----
Quinn TuozzoClose Your Third Eye And Open Your Normal OnesI’m tired — so very, very tired — and the specific thing that’s making me tired is you fucking people and your dumbass reflexive…4 min read·Jun 23, 2023----
Quinn TuozzoIt’s Time To Give Up On The Big Fat QuizDespite being painfully American — I have four computers but no dental insurance, and my favorite vegetable is “hamburger” — I have long…3 min read·Dec 27, 2022----
Quinn TuozzoAll The Goofball Episodes of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, RankedDeep Space Nine! The serious Star Trek! Except when it isn’t, which is on average twice per season, unevenly distributed. (What the fuck…8 min read·Sep 29, 2022----
Quinn TuozzoThe World Is Not Standup Comedians’ Personal 24/7 Roast And They Need To Sit Down And Shut The Fuck…It’s been four weeks since Will Smith slapped the Pootie Tang out of Chris Rock’s mouth, which as far as the news cycle is concerned means…4 min read·Apr 24, 2022----
Quinn TuozzoThe Ten Most Batshit Music Videos of 19841984 was the year pop music peaked, so it’s probably no coincidence that it’s also the year music videos went completely off the fucking…6 min read·Jan 11, 2022----
Quinn TuozzoWe Need To Once Again Embrace the Objectively Good Season, SpringFall people: you are wrong. You have been loudly, embarrassingly wrong for a long time, and everyone has been letting you get away with it…4 min read·Sep 23, 2021----