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Close Your Third Eye And Open Your Normal OnesI’m tired — so very, very tired — and the specific thing that’s making me tired is you fucking people and your dumbass reflexive…Jun 23, 2023Jun 23, 2023
It’s Time To Give Up On The Big Fat QuizDespite being painfully American — I have four computers but no dental insurance, and my favorite vegetable is “hamburger” — I have long…Dec 27, 2022Dec 27, 2022
All The Goofball Episodes of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, RankedDeep Space Nine! The serious Star Trek! Except when it isn’t, which is on average twice per season, unevenly distributed. (What the fuck…Sep 29, 2022Sep 29, 2022
The World Is Not Standup Comedians’ Personal 24/7 Roast And They Need To Sit Down And Shut The Fuck…It’s been four weeks since Will Smith slapped the Pootie Tang out of Chris Rock’s mouth, which as far as the news cycle is concerned means…Apr 24, 2022Apr 24, 2022
The Ten Most Batshit Music Videos of 19841984 was the year pop music peaked, so it’s probably no coincidence that it’s also the year music videos went completely off the fucking…Jan 11, 2022Jan 11, 2022
We Need To Once Again Embrace the Objectively Good Season, SpringFall people: you are wrong. You have been loudly, embarrassingly wrong for a long time, and everyone has been letting you get away with it…Sep 23, 2021Sep 23, 2021
