Quinn TuozzoU.S. State Names Ranked On How Good They Would Be As Names Of Fictional WomenGood:Apr 24Apr 24
Quinn TuozzoThe Bewildering Appeal of “(five seconds of silence)”: a True Story About Music Streaming SalesIn February 2012, a little over a decade ago, I put some of my music online for streaming services using a company called RouteNote. The…Dec 15, 2023Dec 15, 2023
Quinn TuozzoFallout 4 Companions Ranked On How Cool It Would Be To Hang Out With Them#15 FOUR-WAY TIE: CODSWORTH, CURIE (NANNY FORM), ADA, GENERIC AUTOMATRONJul 23, 2023Jul 23, 2023
Quinn TuozzoClose Your Third Eye And Open Your Normal OnesI’m tired — so very, very tired — and the specific thing that’s making me tired is you fucking people and your dumbass reflexive…Jun 23, 2023Jun 23, 2023
Quinn TuozzoIt’s Time To Give Up On The Big Fat QuizDespite being painfully American — I have four computers but no dental insurance, and my favorite vegetable is “hamburger” — I have long…Dec 27, 2022Dec 27, 2022
Quinn TuozzoAll The Goofball Episodes of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, RankedDeep Space Nine! The serious Star Trek! Except when it isn’t, which is on average twice per season, unevenly distributed. (What the fuck…Sep 29, 2022Sep 29, 2022
Quinn TuozzoThe World Is Not Standup Comedians’ Personal 24/7 Roast And They Need To Sit Down And Shut The Fuck…It’s been four weeks since Will Smith slapped the Pootie Tang out of Chris Rock’s mouth, which as far as the news cycle is concerned means…Apr 24, 2022Apr 24, 2022
Quinn TuozzoThe Ten Most Batshit Music Videos of 19841984 was the year pop music peaked, so it’s probably no coincidence that it’s also the year music videos went completely off the fucking…Jan 11, 2022Jan 11, 2022
Quinn TuozzoWe Need To Once Again Embrace the Objectively Good Season, SpringFall people: you are wrong. You have been loudly, embarrassingly wrong for a long time, and everyone has been letting you get away with it…Sep 23, 2021Sep 23, 2021
